Ode to my Beard



Trying to capture our last moments together :')

Oh beard of mine upon my face

Pencils inside of you, I would place

Beautiful red hair in the sun was a-shinin'

Inside you dwarfs would go a-minin'

You, the best wingman there ever could be

Endless amounts of women became attracted to me

To stroke you I would give anything

And with you I don't need no bling

There is none like you

You're better than the pokemon Mew

Like you there is no other

You're my brother from another mother

I always held you oh so near-d

You're my true love, my friend, my beard.